These tweets about BDSM (Bondage Sex) in Nigeria will leave you in stitches

Some Nigerians started a conversation about BDSM on twitter and its totally hilarious.

Just incase you are not familiar with what BDSM means, its a variety of erotic practices and role-playing involving bondage, discipline,

dominance and submission, sadomasochism, and other related interpersonal dynamics.

See all the hilarious tweets below...

BDSM in Nigeria wont work o biko. Lol

— Eniola (@eni_kike) March 13, 2018

For those of you looking for what march has offered Nigeria...here's it
January it was Sex doll
February it was animals eating money
March is BDSM .....

We're waiting for April ???

— Chukwumuanya Amara Olivia (@shuga_berry009) March 13, 2018

You people realise we are already indulging in BDSM with Nigeria everyday abi? With no safe word.

Argue with yourself.

— That Alcohol Enthusiast (@AuntyAwkward) March 13, 2018

Nigeria robs Nigerians off their hard earned money. You don't know you are a hostage, or in bondage, you don't know the extent of the damage. In New York I realized that being a Nigerian is the closet to BDSM I've ever being.

— Blaisé Aboh (@AimLEGEND_) March 14, 2018

As if Nigeria is not hard enough for you people, you want to add BDSM to the equation.

— Oluafolabi (@oluafolabi) March 12, 2018

People are still having sex without electricity, come dey chow beating on top.

Ah!

— Oluafolabi (@oluafolabi) March 12, 2018

Oyinbo wey dey do BDSM no too get problems like that.

— Oluafolabi (@oluafolabi) March 12, 2018

Don't you need light to even get the slightest of pleasure from BDSM? Imagine being tied and flogged in Nigeria amidst heat. pic.twitter.com/YNy8CUs64p

— World Publicist (@IsimaOdeh) March 13, 2018

You people are doing BDSM in Nigeria? The economy hasn’t given you enough punishment yet?

— Rukëvwë??? (@Debbs_Williams) March 13, 2018

Having sex without electricity and inside correct heat is not enough BDSM for you people in Nigeria? God, come and take me out of this country plis.

— The Magniloquent Illiterate. (@Troll_glodyte) March 12, 2018

#BDSM in Nigeria is a myth abeg, you people should just say you want to be slapping and flogging each other for cheating ?

— Olatunde (@whoistunde) March 13, 2018

The problem with practicing this BDSM thing in Nigeria, is what happens when she faints out of exhaustion when things go wrong? Omo na Kirikiri o.

— World Publicist (@IsimaOdeh) March 12, 2018

Nigeria is definitely sweet for some of una ,na why bdsm na smalls

— Nanotunes (@Nanotunes) March 13, 2018

I ain't doing any BDSM..... Not now, not ever! Devil works in mysterious ways..... Especially in Nigeria. Village people don't sleep ??

— Oluseyi (@iam_Mochid) March 12, 2018

Nigeria isn’t designed for all these rough play. Think it through, Kirikiri is BDSM 24/7

— Akínwonúolá (@ICONOREOLUWA) March 12, 2018

I am Looking for women into BDSM in Lagos Nigeria

— RIGHT NOW (@BADDESTDJTIMMY) February 27, 2018

You're getting into bdsm with a Nigerian man in this same Nigeria ? He'll come back home from a stressful day and ruin your ass with a paddle.

— -snowflake- (@Tejumade_A) February 3, 2018

Are you people really doing BDSM in Nigeria?
In this struggle country, e tun choke ara yin.
It is well.

— Oyindamola_S (@Oyindamolar) January 20, 2018

People actually practice BDSM In Nigeria? Really? Is tha suffering of this country not enough to have aggressive sex? Why yo need bondage whips ropes n all that?
I’m really Shooketh!

— Abimbola Abio Idrees .O (@SenatorAbio) December 17, 2017