These hilarious tweets about 'Day Without Sex' will leave you in stitches

There's this funny trend on Twitter right now where people start a sentence with 'Day

Without Sex' and complete it with an extremely hilarious or weird sentence.

The tweets are really sensual and witty!

Day 203 without sex: Going to Starbucks just to hear someone yell my name

— OOHSTEPHA (@StephanieJoch) July 16, 2018

Day 1235 without sex
I go to airport security looking sketchy on purpose so they check

— ????? (@ShesQueenDee) July 16, 2018

Everyone is having Day so and so without sex. I'm having Year 22 without sex.

— thewickedsunny (@pizzzawithbeer) July 16, 2018

Day 1,298,665 without sex - I often write "never happened" in the column of sex in all application forms ???

— ?????? (@FasterMK) July 16, 2018

day 230 without sex: cat scratched my back and i moaned a bit

— Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen (@Jose_Fournier) July 16, 2018

LMAOOO RT @ryankii: Day 329 without sex: I went to Starbucks just so I could hear somebody scream my name

— Bze. (@blue_bze) July 16, 2018

Day 567 without sex: I asked my hand if it wanted to stay the night after I beat my meat.

— Just a Retired Twit(t)er nigga (@Deuce1flem) July 16, 2018

Day 3788 without sex: I’ve eaten weetabix without milk just to be choked.

— the right honourable bitch queen (@bbbeeeeastt) July 16, 2018

Day 974 without sex: I spit on my house key before I put it in the keyhole.

— KayKay? (@kaylabobayla_18) July 16, 2018

Day 180 without sex

Creaming my jeans over Terry McGinnis.

— Dicku (@andifreakedit) July 16, 2018

Day 426 without sex: Slammed on my breaks while driving so I could get hit from behind

— Maggie Flans? (@margret_flans) July 16, 2018

Day 210 without sex.... I spit in a cop’s face so he’d throw me on the ground and handcuff me.

— Angela (@Angela12628788) July 16, 2018

Day 282 without sex: a bookshelf fell ontop of me and I screamed harder

— Tyler Mitchell (@VictorBadasp12) July 16, 2018

Day 752 without sex: this is the 5th day in a row that I’ve made Mac and cheese. I don’t even eat it, I just stir it to hear “that good pussy” sound.

— ?Troy Johnson? (@TroyFromDetroit) July 16, 2018

Day 432 without sex: Spat on my doorknob before thrusting my key in

— ? (@TanghalDave) July 16, 2018